IN 1814 WE TOOK A LITTLE TRIP ALONG WITH COLONEL JACKSON DOWN THE MIGHTY MISSISSIP WE TOOK A LITTLE BEETROOT AND WE TOOK A LITTLE BEANS AND WE CAUGHT THE BLOODY BRITISH IN A TOWN NEAR NEW ORLEANS. WE FIRED OUR GUNS AND THE BRITISH KEPT A-COMIN' THERE WASN'T NIGH AS MANY AS THERE WAS A WHILE AGO WE FIRED ONCE MORE AND THEY BEGAN TO RUNNIN' ON DOWN THE MISSISSIPPI TO THE GULF OF MEXICO