THE FURNACE LOVE STORY:
SCREENSHOTS AND HEAD OF STORY: DUCKIEAM; ONCE UPON A TIME A FURNACE WAS JUST ON A WALK; BUT THEN HE SAW A CRAFTING TABLE. HE INSTANTLY FELL IN LOVE; HEY THERE. DO YOU WANNA GO OUT? YES! THEY WENT ON A HOLIDAY IN THE CHERRY BLOSSOM BIOME; ROTTEN FLESH! WHAT CAN WE GET FROM THIS? YOU DAMMN SON OF A-; *COMMITING ARSON*; THEY GOT A CHILD THEY NAMED CRAFTER; AFTER A BUNCH OF YEARS THEY BECAME A FAMILY. ON DAY THEY WENT MINING. CRAFTER LOVED TO MINE. SO THEY DID IT ALMOST EVERYDAY; AFTER MINING COAL AND REDSTONE THEY DECIDED TO EAT IT. EXEPT CRAFTING TABLE. SHE JUST ATE WOOD. BUT ONE DAY WHILE FURNACE AND CRAFTER WERE PLAYING TAG; A DUMBASS NAMED PUMPKIN KILLED CRAFTING TABLE; WHILE CRAFTER AND FURNACE WATCHED; THEY SET UP A FUNERAL; FURNACE GAVE HER THE SAME FLOWER HE GAVE HER WHEN HE ASKED HER OUT; BUT THEN THEY SAW PUMPKIN; AND THEY PUSHED HIM OF THE CLIFF WITH THE SAME SWORD HE KILLED CRAFTING TABLE WITH; NOW THEY HAVE AVENGED CRAFTING TABLE. BUT THEY CANT LEAVE THE BODY THERE. SO WHAT DID THEY DO? THEY COOKED HIM INTO PIE OF COURSE! AND THEN FINALLY ATE HIM.THE END