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AMEN 4 the dad!!
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But if this Adam and Eve were to have made children and their children had children, wouldn't we all be blood-related?
But we're not though, because then our species would fail because of complications with incest. We also have lots and lots of races and ethnicities of people that won't line up with this Adam-and-Eve theory (ie, Africans, Hispanics, Innus, Inuits, Métis, Nordic, Southeast-Asians, South-West Asians/Indians, Arabs, Beothuks (now extinct), Crees, Mohawks, Slavics, etc).
We also have different types of blood that would not be possible if we were all one big family, too (Types: A, AB, B, O, H (less common), Bombay blood type/Hh (rare), Rhesus/Rh (rare), AND it's positive and negative variants).
The list goes on and on, but in sum is that the mom was somewhat right that we have evolved from"monkeys" (we evolved from a type of primate-ape, actually) after MILLIONS (not thousands) of years.
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u are wrong!!! we are all technically related. but isn't it amazing that the Lord our God made it so that we could survive!!! we did NOT come from monkeys because it is just physically IMPOSSIBLE!!! and also, if we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys if we came from them!!! and just look at the mountain of Sinaih!!! it looks like it has a burnt top right? that's because, in Genesis 19:24-25, sodam and gemmorah got DESTROYED because they were wicked!!! and there is a pillar of salt in the shape of a human over there somewhere because when Lot and his family left soddam and gemmorah, the Lord said not to look back, but lots wife did and she turned into a pillar of salt. there are signs EVERYWHERE that the Lord our God is real!!
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Period pains for man | Oh no!... Not those senseless book passages again!! | image tagged in period pains for man | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Evolution and environmental adaptation: "Am I a joke to you?..."
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excuse me?
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You clearly seem to throw physics, evolution, biological laws and the laws of gravity out the window and think that humans spawned like Steve and Alex from Minecraft (when you'd create a new world) and have never evolved since!
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Genesis 1
New International Version
The Beginning
1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

6 And God said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” 7 So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. 8 God called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.

9 And God said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. 10 God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And God saw that it was good.

11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.

14 And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16 God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17 God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.

20 And God said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.” 21 So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 22 God blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water
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and about all the Hispanics, Africans and everything like that, in Genesis 11, verses 1-9, all the people of the world gathered together and decided to build a tower to heaven. God didnt like that and he sent angels to send fire down to the earth and separate everybody. the angels mixed up their languages and they couldn't build the tower. everybody separated to the different parts of the world, and ADAPTED to the climate. that's why there's Hispanic peapple, and African ppl, and Asian and Korean and u=European and all the other ppl of the world.
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That's not what happened!...
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And plus, it's impossible to build a tower to a place that doesn't originate anywhere in the universe. Especially with ol' stones and dirt and sand and clays and wood, because that will never hold up at a certain height due to environmental factors like precipitation, very limited resources, the wind, etc!...
That's why even building a tower to the moon ALONE is impossible because it will collapse!
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The Tower of Babel
11 Now the whole world had one language and a common speech. 2 As people moved eastward,[a] they found a plain in Shinar[b] and settled there.

3 They said to each other, “Come, let’s make bricks and bake them thoroughly.” They used brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar. 4 Then they said, “Come, let us build ourselves a city, with a tower that reaches to the heavens, so that we may make a name for ourselves; otherwise we will be scattered over the face of the whole earth.”

5 But the Lord came down to see the city and the tower the people were building. 6 The Lord said, “If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. 7 Come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not understand each other.”

8 So the Lord scattered them from there over all the earth, and they stopped building the city. 9 That is why it was called Babel[c]—because there the Lord confused the language of the whole world. From there the Lord scattered them over the face of the whole earth.
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https://open.spotify.com/artist/0I4Bk2s2BUJyykCwtxx8Xx listen to this
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I like classical and romantic (it's not what you may think it is) piano songs more than religious song tbh.
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just listen to it. please.
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the whole purpose of this song is saying how freat a friend jesus is. he literally DIED 4 u so would not suffer in fire and Hell. he died so you could worship with the Lord and live spiritually forever in heaven with GOD
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https://open.spotify.com/track/0KNvJzxdbslBddN27BEhfm listen to this one
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great*
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u r in my prayers
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