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2 ups, 1mo,
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AMEN 4 the dad!!
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But if this Adam and Eve were to have made children and their children had children, wouldn't we all be blood-related?
But we're not though, because then our species would fail because of complications with incest. We also have lots and lots of races and ethnicities of people that won't line up with this Adam-and-Eve theory (ie, Africans, Hispanics, Innus, Inuits, Métis, Nordic, Southeast-Asians, South-West Asians/Indians, Arabs, Beothuks (now extinct), Crees, Mohawks, Slavics, etc).
We also have different types of blood that would not be possible if we were all one big family, too (Types: A, AB, B, O, H (less common), Bombay blood type/Hh (rare), Rhesus/Rh (rare), AND it's positive and negative variants).
The list goes on and on, but in sum is that the mom was somewhat right that we have evolved from"monkeys" (we evolved from a type of primate-ape, actually) after MILLIONS (not thousands) of years.
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Actually, genetic mutations will and have occurred. If we descended from one cell, wouldn't we be blood related? But we are though, through both theories. Also, if there were only a few cells from which life came from, then the incest complications should have arrived as well. Additionally, separation from other cultures will cause a populace to develop their own cultures and adjust melanin levels, thus creating a new race of people, thriving on whatever biodiverse organisms were available in that environment. All in all, the theory of creation goes hand in hand with the principles of science, those being evolution, adaption, mutation, and others, but not with the current interpretation of those principles, that being us descended from primate-apes.
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u are wrong!!! we are all technically related. but isn't it amazing that the Lord our God made it so that we could survive!!! we did NOT come from monkeys because it is just physically IMPOSSIBLE!!! and also, if we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys if we came from them!!! and just look at the mountain of Sinaih!!! it looks like it has a burnt top right? that's because, in Genesis 19:24-25, sodam and gemmorah got DESTROYED because they were wicked!!! and there is a pillar of salt in the shape of a human over there somewhere because when Lot and his family left soddam and gemmorah, the Lord said not to look back, but lots wife did and she turned into a pillar of salt. there are signs EVERYWHERE that the Lord our God is real!!
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and about all the Hispanics, Africans and everything like that, in Genesis 11, verses 1-9, all the people of the world gathered together and decided to build a tower to heaven. God didnt like that and he sent angels to send fire down to the earth and separate everybody. the angels mixed up their languages and they couldn't build the tower. everybody separated to the different parts of the world, and ADAPTED to the climate. that's why there's Hispanic peapple, and African ppl, and Asian and Korean and u=European and all the other ppl of the world.
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That's not what happened!...
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And plus, it's impossible to build a tower to a place that doesn't originate anywhere in the universe. Especially with ol' stones and dirt and sand and clays and wood, because that will never hold up at a certain height due to environmental factors like precipitation, very limited resources, the wind, etc!...
That's why even building a tower to the moon ALONE is impossible because it will collapse!
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That's very true! You're catching on! They in vain believed that they could build a tower to heaven, but you physically cannot reach heaven from earth. Thus, they were scattered. Imagine you tell someone in that same situation that they cannot reach the moon by building a tower. Yet they go against your better judgement and try to do so anyways. What would you do? They've directly disobeyed you.
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see!!!! but God planned that so u could learn a lesson!! never, and I mean NEVER underestimate heaven and God. NEVER!!
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Wait what?...
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The Tower of Babel
11 Now the whole world had one language and a common speech. 2 As people moved eastward,[a] they found a plain in Shinar[b] and settled there.

3 They said to each other, “Come, let’s make bricks and bake them thoroughly.” They used brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar. 4 Then they said, “Come, let us build ourselves a city, with a tower that reaches to the heavens, so that we may make a name for ourselves; otherwise we will be scattered over the face of the whole earth.”

5 But the Lord came down to see the city and the tower the people were building. 6 The Lord said, “If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. 7 Come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not understand each other.”

8 So the Lord scattered them from there over all the earth, and they stopped building the city. 9 That is why it was called Babel[c]—because there the Lord confused the language of the whole world. From there the Lord scattered them over the face of the whole earth.
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https://open.spotify.com/artist/0I4Bk2s2BUJyykCwtxx8Xx listen to this
0 ups, 1mo,
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I like classical and romantic (it's not what you may think it is) piano songs more than religious song tbh.
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1 up, 1mo
That's ok! I personally like songs from the 80's because of the synth.
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the whole purpose of this song is saying how freat a friend jesus is. he literally DIED 4 u so would not suffer in fire and Hell. he died so you could worship with the Lord and live spiritually forever in heaven with GOD
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great*
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https://open.spotify.com/track/0KNvJzxdbslBddN27BEhfm listen to this one
0 ups, 1mo
just listen to it. please.
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Evolution and environmental adaptation: "Am I a joke to you?..."
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Adam and Eve may not have looked exactly how we look today! They may have been australopithecines, and we have evolved into homo sapiens as time went on. Again, if environmental adaptation exists, then it is very possible that the first humans were all the same, but as they spread out, they became racially diverse.
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At least that makes more sense than what Rory said tbh, but still...
0 ups, 1mo,
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excuse me?
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You clearly seem to throw physics, evolution, biological laws and the laws of gravity out the window and think that humans spawned like Steve and Alex from Minecraft (when you'd create a new world) and have never evolved since!
0 ups, 1mo,
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actually God made Adam from dust and he breathed life into adam
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That's not any better
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well like I said, God is ALL-POWERFUL
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Since when did he say that humans have never evolved?
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right!!! we just haven't evolved from monkeys!! we evolved economically and we figured out things.
0 ups, 1mo
What?! XD
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Humans have evolved from PRIMATE-APES, not monkeys!!
Monkeys and Humans are different animals, even if they both came from the same ancestor (this primate-ape from well over a million years ago or so...).
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they STILL didn't evolve from primate-apes
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So you're saying that humans have never evolved?...
0 ups, 1mo
if ur talking abt those primate apes, then no
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Genesis 1
New International Version
The Beginning
1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

6 And God said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” 7 So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. 8 God called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.

9 And God said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. 10 God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And God saw that it was good.

11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.

14 And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16 God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17 God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.

20 And God said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.” 21 So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 22 God blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water
0 ups, 1mo,
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Firstly, 6 and 7 melted my brain like plastic in a microwave because it made ZERO sense whatsoever.
Secondly, you can't "create" light and darkness. You can't "create" a planet out of nothing. There must be a base material and temperature that you'd have to use in order to make a planet, like smashing proto-planets together -or simpler yet- swirling dust around in the vacuum of space under the influence of it's own gravity (in a way…). Everything was created by atoms and compounds, not by God's phrases.
1 up, 1mo,
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0 ups, 1mo
It's science.
Science is the truth, not a book.
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look here buddy, I'm christian and to me, you just offended me, and secondly, he DID create" a planet out of nothing, he made it with his mind and power.
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thank you y'all 4 helping me with this
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1 up, 1mo,
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Naw your brain was always melted
1 up, 1mo,
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No it wasn't.
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ok sorry
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God is omnipotent!! ALL-powerful!! do you know what that means??? that means he can do anything!
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That's impossible to an impossible exponent.
Also, gods cannot be all-loving if he is all-powerful, but he can't be all-powerful if he is all-loving. Although you can be both not all-powerful and not all-loving (like every animal on Earth), you can't be all-loving AND all-powerful as described in the bible.
Take the Greek god named Zeus, god of thunder and lightning, for example. Technically he is all-powerful (in his field of power), but is not all-loving. [I think that] another Greek god named Aphrodite, the god of love, is all-loving (to a degree), but not all-powerful.
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How exactly are All-loving and All-powerful mutually exclusive?
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well, those "gods" aren't real. there just statues. God is omnipotent, omniscient(all knowing), omnipresent(everywhere at all times), and omnibenevolence(all-loving)
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That's what people that believe in other religions would say, too.
Those people (like you) may think that other gods are statues or aren't real, but the god(s) that they believe in would be the right ones.
Also, religions (essentially Christianity because of how influential and popular it is) aren't supposed to be a power or a way to surpress, correct/replace, or shun others' viewpoints and their beliefs. As an aetheist scientist, I wouldn't normally shun or surpress people's religions, but I have to admit - I would usually try to correct them for any information that I find faulty or misinformed or false, like how the planets came from nothing (they actually came from cosmic dust and it being heated and swirled around by gravity and other factors), or how the Earth is 6-10 thousand years old (it's around 4.5 billion years old), and so on...
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were not trying to shun you!! were trying to lead you to the right path. you are living for the world, not God
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u r in my prayers
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