Her name is Zinklenutt and she is stupid <3

Sounds like something you'd name a cat

Yes

i could shave in the reflection of her eyes

I gave her a new apartment

"rate the setup"

This is Lauren's favorite food list :)

awww

She really loves chocolate

she's a food critic with high standards
1. tastes good

AWW

she asked the food network if they would let her on and they haven't responded yet

NOOOO

dw she asks again bi-weekly she'll get a response sometime

Awwwwwww :)

she's too resilient

She just said the most in-character thing oh my GOD
"People say I wear my heart on my sleeve. Sounds dangerous!"

🥰

I hope she explodes

What did she do to you :(

Gnarp 👽

Gneepy 👾🛸