Part 2 of it; I'mma just roast France for this one; Your invention of trench warfare led to the death of many soldiers on both sides, while providing no significant advantage, it was so shitty that the British invented the tank. you did not invent the fries, the Belgians did. Also what were you thinking build the NeoGothic you call Paris, the only thing that looks good is Notre Dame and the Eiffel Tower. Also imagine having to rely on America, Russia, and Britain in both World Wars