bro do NOT steal from the copper production plant they locked my ass up :sob:

you got caught? amateur.

bro usually I get away but I think they noticed their copper production suspiciously decreasing by like 2% every week

now they sentencing my ass to death

damn

you should've tried the frame strat

bro they set me up that wouldn't have worked

istg one moment, there was no security, I go and grab my 20 million copper, next moment, security ALL AROUND ME with guns to my head

use the copper as a shield

little known fact, those guns double as tasers

If I used the copper as a shield, I would've been fried so bad not even my dentists office could identify me

this is why you steal the cloning machine so your clone gets caught and then you can gas them all with carbon monoxide

cloning machine broke down due to copper shortage

and my only clone died trying to figure out what would happen if you tried to charge your phone by connecting it to a fork plugged into an outlet

that's why you get the time machine to gi back in time and save your clone

honestly this might be my fault for not being careful

I should've stolen 10% weekly so it's a lot less suspicious