"Diss my girl
And you gonna see a newly-colored world
Feel this Hawaiian punch
And I'll let her eat what's left of you for lunch
You don't wanna piss me off
Or imma start acting like Toph
Imma bury you in dirt so bad
Diddy will be glad
that he ain't in your place
he ain't got yo face
The FBI gonna cart you off forever and ever
You gonna wish there ain't no heaven, like John Lennon
Long story short, don't mess with my woman"
- written by someone with no woman