"Your mom just yeeted Eren" "lmao"

Whoa petals that’s a bad word

She says heck but I cut it off for comedic effect

Oh alr

Audrey: why do people still talk like that-

Petals: I have no idea...

Eren: *Whooshing past* -aaaAAAaaa-

Petals: *looks at the general direction Eren flew*

Hm.

Audrey: …
You thinking what I'm thinking?

Petals: Not really no.

Audrey: here gimme the phone
I've got a plan

Petals: *She hands over the phone*

Audrey: *proceeds to text in sophisticated British*

Matt: *getting the text* Oh my god...

Violet: What?

Matt: PETALS BECAME BRITISH!!!! SHE DRANK THE TEA AND NOW SHE'S PE ALS

Audrey: hehehe
*then proceeds to text in another language entirely*

Matt: Oh okay nevermind false alarm. she's just bilingual

Violet: *Exhales*

Audrey: *more sophisticated British*

Petals: He loses stuff often. He one time lost confetti and we found him at the CAL academy of sciences on a field trip

Audrey: oh
I dunno, wanna study?

Petals: Okay!

Audrey: sweet! *gets her big books of various school subjects*

Matt: OH GO***AMN IT-

Petals: Audrey what are you doing with my phone?

Audrey: trolling your dad

Petals: Don't do that! He's already stressed!

*She says snatching her phone away*

Audrey: aw :(
*the message in a different language is fluent Japanese*

Violet: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Matt: Nooooooooo

Audrey: *proceeds to get her own phone out to text matt in sophisticated British more
Mainly to make him stop saying yeet*

Matt: *Blocks the number due to not knowing who it is*

Audrey: frick-

Petals: I don't really know what you expected. You just don't randomly have a conversation with someone who just randomly goes "Hey!" on your phone. Especially someone who you don't know that knows something you did

Audrey: i thought I gave him a sticky note with my number on it though