bleep! ONCE UPON A
TIME, AN OLD
MAN AND HIS
HALF-WIT
PROTÉGÉ
WERE OUT
HUNTING FOR
PRECIOUS
MINERALS . . . bleep! J.D., I
THINK WE GOT
SOMETHIN'! MEANWHILE THE ECONOMY'S
GOIN' TO CRAP, HIS WIFE'S
SLEEPIN' WITH A HANDY MAN, AND PUTIN'S CYBER-GEEKS ARE
LOOTIN' THE FRICKIN' COUNTRY!