DankPods; *Two Wojacks Pointing Sounding-ahh Gasp* A HEADPHONE JACK! Look! It's more hi-tech than most flagship phones! The headphone Jack feature for Smartphones is such a nostalgic throwback! Micro USB... Uuugh! I already have 3 Billion of these! The Micro USB feature is a bit outdated; This MP3 Player looking like a Cartoon Duck looks nice! It's got the perfect shape! Like a real duck! My Polish Red FIAT Car is a bit rough; You suck, Tony! Let's Plug in this Multimedia player! We're Armin' the Nugget!