Peak??

WHAT, THE F**K BRO

This also implies bacterial racism 💀

albinism is just the body not producing melanin in the skin. therefore, ALL bacteria are albino since they do not have skin

However some bacterium do have melanin, just not in their membrane

but not skin, so it doesnt matter

In an alternate universe, we're osmosis jones characters and you're like "but not membrane, so it doesnt matter"

LMAO