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I just had unprotected sex with a gun I just went to the gun store and stole all the guns I just smoked crack out of a gun I just loaded up my gun with 32 little guns and then I shot people with guns I legally changed my first, middle and last name to Gun I just had both of my hands surgically removed and replaced by guns I walked out of the gun convention, because there wasn't enough guns I only watched movies directed by James Gunn My doctor told me I had gonorrhea, but I started calling it Gunnaria and I never got it treated My wife left me because I couldn't achieve an erection unless I was looking at pictures of guns I am permanently banned from the San Diego Zoo for sending shots at the hippos Everybody says that my personality is a reflection of systematic issues In the United States, but I'm actually Canadian so take that, Joe Biden When the TSA said couldn't take my gun on a plane, I taught myself how to fly