Sit back and enjoy the rage-fueled slanderfest I've written. I am also one with plant

130 views • 4 upvotes • Made by _-DungeonKeeper-_ 2 months ago in Undertale

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Napstablook_the_ghost
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
I have a lot of people like this in my class
_-DungeonKeeper-_
2 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
Must suck
Napstablook_the_ghost
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
Well it’s not as bad at this but it’s more than one
_-DungeonKeeper-_
2 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
Oh god they're multiplying
Napstablook_the_ghost
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
Yeah. It’s more focussed on the crash outs and one of my teachers and and me. I accidentally sold one of my classmates out and now they have oss I got bullied for it (so basically what happened is they put at hung in Morse code in google classroom and I translated it, not realizing it had roasts in it. Long story short it was me or them and I was not gonna go to ISD for something I didn’t mean to do) also I’m a nerd (a very big nerd) so that just makes me get targeted sometimes
_-DungeonKeeper-_
2 ups, 2mo, 3 replies
Nerds rise up. One day, the aliens are gonna invade with anime antagonists, and only we will be able to fight them. I've also been bullied for stuff a year earlier, I think. One kid whose real name i will say because frick him specifically (it's Sebastian) called me a furry (i read warrior cats) and once asked me if I was "pride or normal" which was odd. Also hated me for getting good grades and talking 0.001 seconds more than we were allowed to and not getting in trouble, while he talked over the teacher in school for minutes and didn't understand why he was in trouble. He also said "shut up" repeatedly over me every time I spoke, then said how "all I do is yap," before proceeding to yap for the next five minutes about some dumb stuff to his friends/henchmen.
_-DungeonKeeper-_
2 ups, 2mo
Sorry for the rant lmao my school life sucked
Napstablook_the_ghost
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
I’m not gonna say that (Srry I’m not a person that likes sharing personal info) but I do live in Arizona
_-DungeonKeeper-_
0 ups, 2mo
Oh ok then. That's weird. I'm in Virginia
Napstablook_the_ghost
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
Man we are similar (there is someone by the same name in my class who is kind of mean)
_-DungeonKeeper-_
2 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
Wow that's weird
_-DungeonKeeper-_
2 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
He also forgot about all this by this year and

Wait for it

Called me his mfing buddy.

This little f*ckbucket had the BALLS to say that after the entire previous year of despising every class where i sat near him  which was most of them.
Napstablook_the_ghost
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
Yeah that’s happened to me too. This is insane how many similarities we have.
_-DungeonKeeper-_
2 ups, 2mo
Wait if you don't mind asking what grade are you in
[deleted]
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
This so upsetting
_-DungeonKeeper-_
1 up, 2mo
Welcome to America. Nothing is correct.
Real_Flowey_The_MemerM
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
How is he (or she but noting behavior, probably he) not expelled?
_-DungeonKeeper-_
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
Not a go***mn clue. Against all odds they're a girl.
Real_Flowey_The_MemerM
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
(Don’t want to sound insensitive but) mental illness maybe?
_-DungeonKeeper-_
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
idk. I don't think its very likely tho
Real_Flowey_The_MemerM
1 up, 2mo, 2 replies
Oh. At least you don’t have to deal with chairs (and racial slurs) being thrown in ur study hall
[deleted]
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
Waoh, you guys are brutal! In Britain it’s just slurs and fist fights
_-DungeonKeeper-_
0 ups, 2mo
getting on the next plant to Britain right now /j
_-DungeonKeeper-_
1 up, 2mo, 2 replies
No chairs, but that leaves more room for racist jokes in ELT.
Real_Flowey_The_MemerM
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
Damn. I have to put up with the loudest noises in my study hall while I’m trying to do my homework about Vectors and Trigonometry
_-DungeonKeeper-_
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
that must suck
Real_Flowey_The_MemerM
1 up, 2mo, 21 replies
Yeah. You think it’s hard to memorize a^2=b^2+c^2-2(b)(c)cosA? Try doing it with a study hall more chaotic than 3 Jevils
_-DungeonKeeper-_
1 up, 2mo, 5 replies
What about 4 Jevils?
Real_Flowey_The_MemerM
1 up, 2mo
Maybe
[deleted]
1 up, 2mo
I’m not a kid anymore unfortunately
[deleted]
0 ups, 2mo
Ok I’ll take that. Your attempt at Spanish is hilarious
[deleted]
0 ups, 2mo
I’m not that old either!
[deleted]
0 ups, 2mo
Fair play
[deleted]
1 up, 2mo, 6 replies
💀 we get to play board games and sometimes Mario kart
Real_Flowey_The_MemerM
1 up, 2mo
Uh, JEALOUS
_-DungeonKeeper-_
1 up, 2mo
lucky kiddo
_-DungeonKeeper-_
1 up, 2mo
then lucky adulto ig
_-DungeonKeeper-_
0 ups, 2mo
f*cking adolescento. are you happy
_-DungeonKeeper-_
0 ups, 2mo
yeah that's essentially everyone here lol we're pretty much all nyehhehhehsadpunschaos[[BIG SHOT]]anger at times
_-DungeonKeeper-_
0 ups, 2mo
I live for the craft of humor.
[deleted]
1 up, 2mo
Yh… idk what to say. (Reply to jealous)
_-DungeonKeeper-_
1 up, 2mo, 2 replies
I have about 1.5 Jevils.
Real_Flowey_The_MemerM
1 up, 2mo
Not as bad then.
[deleted]
0 ups, 2mo
I’m papyrus, Napstablook, sans, Jevil, Spamton and Undyne at times
_-DungeonKeeper-_
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
But there's more.

Along with 1.5 Jevils, we also have three very bored Charas and two mentally bothered So Sorries.
Real_Flowey_The_MemerM
0 ups, 2mo
Yeah. I’m my class it’s 4 Jevils, a ton of bystanders, a mentally bothered So Sorry (the teacher) and me, Flowey but smart
_-DungeonKeeper-_
0 ups, 2mo
ok
_-DungeonKeeper-_
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
really?
Real_Flowey_The_MemerM
0 ups, 2mo
Yeah. My cousin is under 10 and a boy tho
_-DungeonKeeper-_
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
Genderbend Agriscience Jerk Kid.
Real_Flowey_The_MemerM
0 ups, 2mo
Yeah. At least my cousin is chaotic good tho.
_-DungeonKeeper-_
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
lucky
Real_Flowey_The_MemerM
0 ups, 2mo
Well, more like chaotic neutral
_-DungeonKeeper-_
0 ups, 2mo
replied to wrong person
_-DungeonKeeper-_
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
better than chaotic Evil.
Real_Flowey_The_MemerM
0 ups, 2mo
Chaotic evil is the mentality of a child btw
_-DungeonKeeper-_
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
(specifically a genocidal one)

yeah lol
Real_Flowey_The_MemerM
0 ups, 2mo
Oh I meant to say chaotic neutral is the mentality of a child. Chaotic evil is just pure villian. Chaotic good is like “I killed the villian!” “You killed 5,000 people.” “You’re welcome!”
_-DungeonKeeper-_
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
Yeah that's not wrong. perhaps the villain was 5000 people
Real_Flowey_The_MemerM
0 ups, 2mo
My friend’s a DnD nerd, that’s how I know
_-DungeonKeeper-_
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
Wow, I too happen to be a DnD player
Real_Flowey_The_MemerM
0 ups, 2mo
Yeah. Me too. I chose a changing rogue, naming it Hex. (My oc’s name)
_-DungeonKeeper-_
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
I'm a green dragonborn ranger named Nuxerce
Real_Flowey_The_MemerM
0 ups, 2mo
Cool. Character backstory?
_-DungeonKeeper-_
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
it's been months since I had played DND. I'm unsure that I actually made her a backstory. I need to work on that.

But I do have a set of gold jewelry that controls the dead when used all together as of last session.
Real_Flowey_The_MemerM
0 ups, 2mo
Cool. I’m yet to even play dnd yet, I made my character last week. My friend group is gonna try to set up a campaign next weekend
_-DungeonKeeper-_
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
cool
Real_Flowey_The_MemerM
0 ups, 2mo
My character’s backstory is basically just a vessel. Taking a lot of inspiration from Deltarune in it
_-DungeonKeeper-_
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
cool. perhaps he shall have a yellow potted plant
Real_Flowey_The_MemerM
0 ups, 2mo
Possibly
_-DungeonKeeper-_
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
one that keeps threatening to kill things
Real_Flowey_The_MemerM
0 ups, 2mo
lol
_-DungeonKeeper-_
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
Flower: Just let me out of the pot and I'll murder this goblin's whole family.

Hex: If I let you out of the pot you would dehydrate
Real_Flowey_The_MemerM
0 ups, 2mo
That wouldn’t work because my character is chaotic good. I might give them a yellow flower pin tho
_-DungeonKeeper-_
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
that's chaotic.
Real_Flowey_The_MemerM
0 ups, 2mo
Yeah. Now that I think of it, this kid you told me about sounds kinda like my younger cousin
_-DungeonKeeper-_
1 up, 2mo, 2 replies
and that one kid saying "she might be 7 but shes a 10"
Real_Flowey_The_MemerM
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
So there’s a pedo, huh?
_-DungeonKeeper-_
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
No. Kids just seem to find it funny 💀
Real_Flowey_The_MemerM
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
I’ve never met a non-horny teen in my life. And that means me too, ive made dirty jokes before
_-DungeonKeeper-_
1 up, 2mo
me neither

kinda besides me. I have a very dirty mind but don't really make dirty jokes
[deleted]
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
I think they mean their IQ might be 7 but they are 10 years too young
_-DungeonKeeper-_
1 up, 2mo, 2 replies
nah they meant seven years old and 10 out of 10

kids are wild man
[deleted]
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
Wait till they grow as old as I am, they’ll change their view. I feel like a living dinosaur
_-DungeonKeeper-_
1 up, 2mo
I'm already a dinosaur

because I'm dead

ba-dum tss
[deleted]
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
Ugh. Good pun.
_-DungeonKeeper-_
1 up, 2mo
lol

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You don't need to hear the mildly philosophical ranting about the sky I did during the fire drill today. Do you guys remember that piece of plant I though was out of my finger? I just pulled it out of my finger. I don't think that was the whole thing though. I still feel some amount of finger plant. Somewhere in the middle of confused and relieved. There's this stupid, annoying, arrogant kid in my agriscience class who somehow has their foot in their mouth, their head up their a*s, and their nose in everyone's business at the same time (might be a reference to smth, idk tho). They apparently aren't enrolled in the class, they're there because nowhere else wants them there. They wander aimlessly around the room, kicking kids out of Blookets (ones that we need to get 80% accuracy or higher on), yelling, messing with the teacher's computer, and telling the Alexa to play songs. They draw things on the smartboard with the pen option, they don't do work, and the only way they calm down is threatening to call the principal.