WELL, FIRST I ACKNOWLEDGED THE STOLEN LANDS OF THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLES UPON WHICH I LIVE... GO ON... I WAS INTENTIONAL IN MY ANTI-RACISM. OH, AND THEN THE PATRIARCHY ALMOST KILLED ME! BUT I #RESISTED. WHAT DID YOU DO AT YOUR DESK? I CRIED FOR A BIT ABOUT CLIMATE INEQUALITY, BUT THEN I GOT SOME BOBA TEA FOR SELF-CARE. ...YOU'RE FIRED.