Mod note: bruh I don’t know

It’s a long story.

I want an explanation of the “Nutella wars” that happend also

Nutella war: Woshua got doxxed, Memez_cool found their house and a Nutella jar, stole it with me, Flowey tried taking it, Chaosguy and Clwoen around town tried taking it, and then all out war happened. With me apparently texting Undyne. More context in a new comment

Texting Undyne: so, I had been fighting Undyne, and according to everyone else, I was texting her and, in Flowey’s words, going “zahh” for her. And they found “white stuff” on the Nutella jar

I’m just gonna pretend i didn’t see the last part of that

I mean, the same thing was found by Flowey on multiple of Undyne’s spears

what the hell were you doing in those textboxes paintedfish

Which ones…?

what the f*ck was on the spears

Hoo, would you look at the time! I think I left the oven on, so, yh… (painted fish assumedly escapes interrogation and torching)

There are multiple dragons guarding the door.
What have those spears seen, Painted Fish?

The spears have seen a lot of activity and action. That’s for sure

You mean like fighting right
You mean fighting.
Fighting.
Not 18+ things.
Right?

Yes fighting. I’m nearly 18 as well

This stream is wild sometimes

Yh. It really is

To think a war broke out while I was away for an hour is insane

Not just a war, but also a canonisation of Painted Fish x Undyne

Excuse me it’s cannon?

Canonised fanon

Napstablook.sadxe has stopped working

Are you in shock or something about the canonisation?

No I just don’t know what the term is (is it cannon or fannon or both or neither)

Fanonly canon.

Apparently. According to Flowey it’s canon, but according to DungeonKeeper it’s Fanon, but I says it’s both

Oh now it makes sense

they found what on the jar
paintedfish what did your mask do to the jar
paintedfish

I have a corporeal form so… Idk it could have been anything

i'm thinking of horrific things and i don't want to
paintedfish say it was marshmallow or smth

melted plastic even

I mean it could have been marshmallows no? Horrific stuff? I’m not Rasputin

Please for the love of every God man has ever set flame for confirm that it's not what we're all thinking of

Well yes, but actually no. Because Woshua was the one that had it first, and then the “white stuff” was found by Memez_cool. Thus it wasn’t me

And you never came into contact with the Nutella jar?

I just held the jar for a while. I did not get any deep feelings for it

You did not get any deep feelings for ANYTHING while holding the jar, correct?

No I did not. For ANYTHING.

Well…

Guilty as charged, but I plead the Fifth Amendment

For the mod note
BRUH

Yeah, so basically I asked if PaintedFish and Undyne were related, he blushed and said he didn’t know how to answer that.

Yep. Absolutely correct