Sound the simp alerts! The secret is out!

Don’t worry y’all, I was not smashing fish fillets. Maybe.

Time to meet the cursed comments section

Do you swear on your scales?

😓

I will belive you.

Thanks

:)

It’s canon chat

:3

Have fun in bed you two /j

Have you cameras or something? How’d you know we had just—

I guessed, ok?

Excellent guesser you are. Fish is being seasoned over here

Whuh

Grilled, fried, demolished, skewered, you name it

Wait what-

Erm, yh…

Please tell me that these occurrences have happened in a different universe. Get your fins off my Alphys x Undyne /j ofc

Wait wha? What occurrences now? Because there are so many to point out

*gestures widely to all these text boxes*

Heehee. Guess I was a bit cheeky

:)

Just a bit
Anyway you've been awarded Non Canon Ship of the Month by only me

Welp. That’s nice of ya

Yes. It fortunately did.

Thank cod. (Pun intended.)

*SANS!* good joke tho

:)

I swear we all got dirty-minded since the PaintedFish x Undyne stuffs started

Yeast (Yes)

We all magically ascended to dirty-mindedness

Real

Yep

It's too amazing. They need to gaze into the sunset together, holding hands

You know how much I’m blushing rn!

Now I do

Where to take their story next I wonder…

Something more wholesome than the cursed comments occurring so frequently????

Any suggestions? Oh, how about Grillby’s?

That's a good idea

I’ll do that in the next instalment

K

Cursed comments? As it is the smashing one is already in cursed comments. I’ve unwittingly given people cannon fodder

We've officially started a new trend, I call it Fishposting

Fishposting. Goodness.

Cursedcomments will soon be flooded with fictional fish relationships.

Yikes.

None shall be spared

This is making me laugh more than it should, and for some reason I can hear Gaster’s weird teleportation noise

He was scattered throughout time and space. Perhaps he is still scattering

Like it’s just playing on a loop