“Finders keepers losers weepers*

I legally own it, I still have the receipt

what receipt

I expected you were gonna try and steal it
so I put a couple of minor safety feautures

about that...

If you eat it you get put in the prison I made with these defenses
1. a sea of decoy exits
2. a giant pit of lava
3. toxic mist
4. conveyor belts leading to the abyss
5. teleporters leading to an active volcano
6. a chamber with a mutant inside
7. 6 feet long flametal walls (if you looked in my shop u know its the strongest metal underground)
8. a tunnel filled to the brim with fried chicken (don't ask)
9. hundreds of turrets combined with sleep mist
10. electric maze : 10k volts per beam
11. an elevator that has a 50/50 chance of death
12: a winding hallway with chandeliers and bells falling when you pass by
13: flamethrowers
14: a large wooden door encased with spikes
15: 10 inch bulletproof and fireproof glass

*licks Nutella* interesting amount of defences you have set up *continues to eat*

the us military has put you in this prison

The US military? They can’t do anything in Britain

we strapped a camera on you just in case you went to the dark side
we have caught and contained you for six years

What kind of camera did you use that can resist corrosive sludge??

the infamous tubers93 decided to make the electronic invincible

Consarnt it.

you are a war criminal
the united nations is coming

Against me? Welp. Time to go dark!