Who wants to rp with this piece of shit (future Maximus)

Saike: *dead*

Max: jeez dad- *cracking his own can*

Saike: thank you

Max: you're welcome..

Saike: immm nut jurnk though

Max: whatever. *lights a cig*

Saike: >:(

Max: *proceeds to smoke while drinking beer*

Max: *dead by proxy*

Wanna actually rp though

Sure

Ok
I’m gonna use saike

Kay

Wanna start?

Max: *training on his own, practicing using his new scythe*

Saike: ohhhh haiii max

Max: ack dad-

Saike: washa doinggg

How does that wotk

Saike saved his ass many times
Especially when max is an adult

Ok?
Why would he be dead

Because Max would probably be dead if saike can't help him out
Like when max got the materials for his angelic steel scythe

Lmao

What

Max: training.. Are you drunk?

Saike: Nuh uh

Max: you're drunk -_-
…good idea-

Saike: I didn’t drunk D:<

Max: *gets a can of beer out* uh huh

Saike: could I have that

Max: only if you admit you're drunk

Saike: I’m drunk
Gimme

Max: *tosses saike a can* there ya go

Saike: *downs it in a second*