Not scary to IMMA SHIT MYSELF

a woman asked me for directions to a bank

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO

one day i was jerking my shit but then i realized i lost my arm in an accident and so i thought "who tf was jerking it" and-

IT WAS ME, DIO!

It was me bucko

one time I was home alone and I heard foot steps, I walked out of my room and I swear to God in the corner of my eye I saw a man in a top hat smiling at me, I looked over there and there was nobody, I walked back to my room and the door shut on its own

I searched my entire house with a machete and found NOTHING (the doors and windows were locked so there was no chance of anyone getting in)

As I said earlier I understand due to having a VERY small case of schizophrenia
10/10

there was a dead rat on the school yard

Not scary unless it was a RAT RAT

I'm just kidding my true scary experience is being born in canada

i went to philadelphia

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I was at some kid's house, the kid thought he was home alone. I walked around his house while wearing my top hat. he noticed me and I smiled at him, but he seemed to be scared and he went back in his room, so I shut his door and left.

you!!!!!!

one time when i was little I was in bed, and i saw a man with a bunch of eyes staring at me.

I have been diagnosed with a VERY small case of schizophrenia so I understand
10/10

Yeah no I had sleep paralysis

I was up at night in 2023 and headed to my fridge bc im a fatass but while I was drinking I saw a slight movement in the corner of my eye, i looked to it and it was a dark figure staring at me it had 1 arm and its neck appeared to be broken. I gripped my katana tight asf (i walk around my house with a katana at night) and i attacked it. When stuff like this happens I attack it bc I’ve seen it so often that I can’t feel fear so i call it “getting over my schizophrenia”
Whenever I attack it it blinks out of existence

Also its not a long sword its more my size

Had my first sleep paralysis. I couldn't move or breathe, I was half-concious and saw flashing yellow and light blue lights and some weird orb object on a desk. That's all I could physically see.

Mind you, I was lying on my stomach facing away from my door.

Away from the door tho is not a good way to expereince sleep paralisis
Sorry you went tru it tho

My heart rate was SPIKED when it happened