I HAVE A SEVERE CASE OF BROYOURECOOKEDOSIS
ITS A MAJOR DISEASE WHERE YOURE COOKED SO BAD THAT IT MAKES YOUR LIFE FLASHES BEFORE YOUR EYES. SYMPTOMS INCLUDE: DROPPING A CUP ON ACCIDENT INFRONT OF YOUR DAD AND IT BREAKS, KNOCKING OVER A GUITAR STAND FROM SAID DAD ON ACCIDENT, AND JUMPING 20 FEET INTO THE AIR TO CATCH A FOOTBALL AND REALIZING YOU AINT GONNA WALK TILL YOU GET HOME; THE ONLY CURE IS PRAYING THAT YOUR CONSCIOUS NAMED BROIGOTYOU HAMILTON LOCKS IN AND CLUTCHES UP FOR YOU. AND IT ALLOWS YOUR POTENTIAL PROBLEM TO BE NOT AS BAD AS WHAT YOU THOUGHT.