Spongebob I thought it was a joke

i used to but my schools haven’t done it sincei was in kindergarten 😭🙏 even weirder is my kindergarten teacher was egyptian 😭💔🙏

my first thought was "the pharos curse"
wtf is wrong with me

im crying

what's wrong

crying is a good thing in this context i was laughing

yippee =3
I maade someone laugh

Lmao

we do sadly

Yup, we do indeed do this in America

Though not at mine since it's online, and not really since we get older either.

=*

Yea we’re fascist af

=(

:3

That's Canadians for ya

Nah, here in the united station of annihilation we stand and turn towards the flag, hands on our hearts, every day to pledge our patriotism to this blessed land. (I mean Texas btw, the American pledge is mid Texas is peak. The U.S wouldn't be as great as it is today without us)

90% of american sterotypes are just texans living their life as far as I'm aware

Yeah, we're basically the real 'merica
The "accent?" Texas.
The farming shit? Texas.
The burgers? Texas.
The BBQ? Texas.
The oil? 99% Texas.
The patriotism? Mostly Texas.
The military strength? Texas.
Everything good about this country? God blessed motherf**kin Texas baby.
You haven't lived until you've been to yeehaw land.

the memes? ohio and florida

the population: california

Real
But the size? Texas.

alaska has bigger size idiot

Everything is bigger IN Texas.

even the dick?

Idk, probably

hell yeah take me to texas

Come down to yeehaw land. Where the grass is never green but everything else if f**kin beautiful

Come to spiderland pls UwU

Lol the heat is probably the same and the demonic entities yall call bugs are pretty much the same as the average croc (or gator, idk which we got). Bet :3

new show idea

contry swap
two people live in each others contry for a week

Dear lord that would be amazing
I'm on board with this, now we just need like, billions of dollars lol

indeed

i haven’t pledged since kindergarten because nobody made me do it after then

Imagine not doing two pledges every day your whole life whether or not you're told to

i’m just kinda neutral on shit

Yes I do

Yeah, you don’t?

not in my contry

What country bro

Australia

That makes sense

=3