so i’m like a completely straight guy, right? i’m enjoying a popsicle and then i suddenly just start going crazy on it. like, for no reason. then i’m like gagging a bit so i pull it out and when i do my tongue kinda gets pulled for some reason. like, the muscle gets pulled. and i just kept wanting to do it again. so obviously im like “whoa this is weird” but i also really wanna keep doing it so i just eat it as quickly as possible so i dont do it again. i’m not gay. i like boobies. i’m NOT GAY.