Col.Zonig's col. temp rgh

I was talking to a friend of mine who's a jock and another jock came up and started hitting on me and after the convo I said "Well, I'm 14 sooooo-" then he left lmao. The way he hit on me was classic, he said "If I make this shot will you give me my number?" and he obviously missed horribly and he asked me anyway and I said "Either way I'm not giving it to you-"

What a day...

TS HAPPENED LITERALLY 2 MINUTES AGO TOO

holy f**kles its knuckles

i was caught jorkin it to master oogway by my mother, my shlong was too erect to cover tho… my mother saw it and chunked a whole bottle of wine at my forehead, then grabbed my blankie and threw me outside into the hood, i saw some guys throwing up gang signs and I felt left out so i did too… now the streets look like a warzone trailer and im the character that gets his ass beat in every scene 😁👍

excuse me w h a t.