Liepard i'm stroking my shit

this was not supposed to make me audibly laugh

This was NOT supposed to make me laugh

i was caught jorkin it to master oogway by my mother, my shlong was too erect to cover tho… my mother saw it and chunked a whole bottle of wine at my forehead, then grabbed my blankie and threw me outside into the hood, i saw some guys throwing up gang signs and I felt left out so i did too… now the streets look like a warzone trailer and im the character that gets his ass beat in every scene 😁👍