Paintedfish simps for Undyne confirmed?!?!

This is one of the most embarrassing but hilarious situations I’ve ever been in.

Shut it simper (in all honesty Undyne is one of the more forgivable characters to simp for)

Welp. We are both a form of fish, so yh

The least forgivable is Chara and Frisk because they are children

Darned right

And Asriel because I think he’s 13 or smth (I guess it’s forgivable if ur a minor too)

Yh, that makes sense

technically lore wise he's over 500 years old I think

Well, he kinda doesn’t age through resets

I'm not even mad. Undyne is cool, we've accepted this.

*applies house with fire resistance*

Bro thinks he's in minecraft lol

I was in Minecraft earlier, I just brought a bunch of items lol

should have downloaded a gun mod

There were no free gun mods on Bedrock

B R U H

*smacks you with knockback 10 fish*

"Dodges"

*throws a supercharged wind charge at you (almost impossible to dodge and sends you 20 blocks in the air)*

"Digs in to dodge it"

*places a polar tnt outside your cubby and closes the cubby (polar tnt is basically Snowgrave tnt)*

Oh f-
*KABOOM*

I would send harpoons

What? Oh. That. Yh… sh*t happens I guess

wym

Might not be what you were referring to originally, but what I’m referring to is the “simping” allegations

ok

What the hell is this yapping

My very confused self trying to avoid the crushing reality of what is a hilariously bad time coming for me.

Hold on haven't you killed sans like 500 times

Only 17 so far

An enigmatic encounter plays

Sans and Flowey team up against an Undyne simper?

Well, seeing as Undyne has my back then yes. And yes I did think before writing. It’s only sus if people make it sus

I don’t get i- OH!

:3
That’s my reaction rn

Yep

6th grade for me

Close enough. Damn bro, people gonna be making jokes about me and Undyne now. Oh well. They are pretty funny though.

Is it bad that I’m 13 and understand the joke?

Well… I doubt it. I started hearing jokes like those when I was in 7 grade, so, yh…

Fair. Only too bad I turned Undyne into sushi a few hours ago

Welp. Didja really think that was her?

Next in line: how to convert a colorful fish into sushi

That is, if you can gut me first like— no, I’m not saying that joke, it’s too nsfw, but it involves another fish and a blue spear. So you get the idea

Welp, Gaster ded then

Next in line: how to convert sentient flowers into cowfeed

Black square

I think my meme glitched

Oh

It did cause quite a massive amount of chaos

Sure it is. I do love a good pun

I'm stealing jevil

here's your Jevil

Jevil Giveaway! /j