February 23, 2025
Dear Diary,
My doctors prescribed a severe weight
loss regimen, so I engaged two oafish louts
to make all the big decisions. Well, I must
say that what they lack in intelligence,
experience, skill, thoughtfulness, and fine
judgment, they more than make up for in
unbridled enthusiasm and a keen lack of
sensitivity to the negative impacts of their
efforts. I remain optimistic!
Sam
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