I’m having back pain and I’m not even that old, ima just blame my many health problems.

real
i am in agonizing pain

:P that’s not good

i am a 14 year old with the back of an 87 year old

*Wii fit board* “that’s a 73 year difference, your back is much weaker than usual.” Remember that game, lol. I still have one.

me too
i cant use our old wii because battery acid leaked in all our remotes

:l oh, that’s not good.

the remotes were left in the sun on an australian summer day
so the batteries slightly melted

Well here in Canada stuff freezes so I haven’t had that problem, eh.

But I did have this toy as a kid, like one of those battery powered truck things and I forgot about it for a year or two and found it with exploded batteries.

EXPLODED???

Yeah well maybe more insignificantly exploded

its fiiiine

one time i left my computer outside and bearly fried it from the heat (image is a recreation of something i saw a while back)

*nearly not bearly

That’s not good :l

My back has been hurting lately too, what a coincidence

I think I’ve just been destroying my spinal cord lol.

Couple days ago my back was hurting so bad I thought I was passing a kidney stone, good times.

I’ve found out I can shape my back with this one chair I sit on 24/7. I usually just slouch on it but if I put this dumb bird volleyball thingy on it then lay on top of it in the chair, my spines curvature changes.

Oh that's pretty neat

Yep

Sometimes my back is shaped like a lowercase r

Mines like a u

Sometimes mine is kinda like a ?

Nice, I’m a v sometimes

Z

for real. my knees and spine. i can also pop my tendons in several joints. neck included.

:l cool my body is made of gelatine

can i push you can you would do gelatinous things?

No, prolly not.

dang. what does it do then? being made of gelatine?

I can bend it. Like a bendy straw

like this? *takes my rigid bone* *attempts to bend it* *fails* you get the idea.

*bones. plural

I don’t even do gymnastics I just have a weird back

nither do i! *touches feet to head. (basicaly making myself a donut)*

:0 donuttt

now im going to eat myself and cease to exist. like the ouroborus.

:0

Would that be Suicide or cannibalism? I guess that’d be more like autosarcophagy.

i become unkillable and get +1 +1 every time im killed.

Lol

you know inscrypton?