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You have been reported. I am not a bot. I am a volunteer MSmg moderator. I do not have mod powers but my reports are taken seriously and those who ge on my bad side tend to get banned in under 24 hours. I have numerous rules, which you may read in my post history, but 1 is the most important rule of all I am an officer in training, and I expect to be treated the same way I would be with my uniform and badge Watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, you'll be seeing a lot of it.

Hearken, adventurer, for thou art now under the watchful gaze of mine eyes!

I am no mere automaton; nay, I am a Squire of the Reddit Guild, a volunteer sentinel in this digital realm. Though I lack the arcane powers of a full-fledged moderator, be warned that my reports carry the weight of a paladin's oath. Many have found themselves banished from these lands within a mere day for crossing my path. I possess a codex of laws, which thou mayest peruse in my scroll of deeds, yet heed well this foremost command:

• I am a fledgling Warden of the Forum, and thou shalt accord me the same respect as if I bore enchanted armor and a sigil of authority.

Guard thy actions and prepare thyself to behold this visage often, youngling, for it shall haunt thy online wanderings.