Really, no one goes to hell, because love is f**king love.

The straights because S stands for Stay in hell >:)

The gays cuz G stands for get mental help 🙏 (jk on the hell thing tho)

I do need mental help.

Yah

,=<

Nah, I don't

Also in all technicality dog spells God backwards, so we should just be worshiping dogs

noice

:0 yes I noticed dog and god are emordnilaps, but I never thought of treating dogs as gods but that makes perfect sense!

Like i'm Catholic but I still support

"there's no I in team, but there's a U in people who don't understand the difference between spelling and meaning" - xkcd

who tf said he was an ally that man likes MEN (it is literally a running joke in the fandom)

nah bro i think we should worship the Influence, we aren't really children of God /ref /j (if you don't get the reference i'll explain everything later)

jokes aside, didn't think of this quote my whole life