TAG Ep 10: first episode without contest.mp3

Paleo: Alright, next contest I guess.
Nagabiku: Wait? Where's Kage?

*Chip disregards it and attacks with... Light Claw? That's not a move dude*

APaleo: It's probably a made up move ABlook thought of.

ABlook: "Go along with it dumbo"

*Kage decides to disregard it and uses one of his fighting moves, like Force Palm*

*Liz enters the rift to look for Chip and Kage and finds this*
Liz: "I see what's happened. You aren't fit for this world."
*She suddenly glows a blindingly bright blue*

*Kage looks at the blue light*
Kage: ?

*She comes out as a Gourgeist*
Liz: "Won't be long till Blook sees this."
*She uses Moonblast*

Kage: Liz! You evolved!

Liz: "Yeah/."

Kage: Come on, Liz. Let's finish that Killer Mario off.

Liz: "Stand back."

*Kage stands back*

*She uses Explosion*

Kage: My turn!
*Kage uses Spectral Thief*

*Chip uses Hyperspace Fury and the two stall out before Blook arrives*

Kage, to Horror Mario: When I'm done with you, your gonna regret everything of what you did!

Blook: "You're still alive? Time to see my magnum opus loser chamber!"

Kage: Blook! Just in time.

*Horror Mario gets eaten by a giant Dondozo*

Kage: Welp, that was taken care of.

*Meanwhile, with the Failures' Flat residents...*

Melody: And that's how we met back then.
Professor Barranco III: Wow. I didn't know you were being controlled by evil back then. I'm really sorry to hear that.
*The Rabbids were also feeling sorry as well for Melody. Jax on the other hand, never gives a shit*

Blook: "Bad news everyone, Kessho died. And if Jax says something mean I will personally send him to see the f**k you guy."

Melody: Wha-What!?
*The rabbids were shocked*
Jax: Eh. So what?
Professor Barranco III: Hey, Jax. Can I do you a favor?
Jax: What?
*PB III slams a plunger into his face*
Professor Barranco III: Be serious for once!

*Blook banishes Jax to the 7th layer of hell- I mean Failures' Flat Ultima*
Blook: "The f**k you guy is where I just sent him."

Melody: N-no, she can't be dead! She was just pregnant!
*Kage comes in*
Paleo: What the- Kage? You're not eliminated.
Kage: I know, but I wanna tell her.
*Kage comes to Melody*
Kage: Melody... It's true... She's gone.
*Melody starts to tear up*
Melody: No, she can't be!
Kage: I'm sorry. We couldn't save her in time.
*Melody hugs Kage and cries, sadly*
Paleo: O-oh no! That's really bad news! She's dead.
*Paleo tears up, and then gets furious*
Paleo: Who was responsible for this to happen?

Blook: "Horror Mario. Currently in the f**k you guy's office."
*Meanwhile, Jax appears in the Failures' Flat Ultima*

Jax: Well, this can't get any worse.
*He sees Horror Mario*

Blook: "Did you read the title dude, this is the BFDIA 13, TPOT 11 of this series. There's no contest, just lore."

Paleo: Well, at least we still have ou- Wait? Where's Kage?
Nagabiku: That's what I said!

*Him and Chip enter one of the remaining glitch rifts*

Kage: Chip, you sure this is the right place

Chip: "I see him..."
*His eyes widen*
Chip: "This is where Kessho has been? Murdered and mutilated? You MONSTER!"
*He grabs the Prison Bottle out of his inventory*
Chip "I will end you. Strike fear into your heart. Love isn't gonna make me cower in fear against you. Let's kill him and show him what it feels like to lose something dear."

Kage: Your saying... Kessho's dead....
*Kage starts to get angry*
Kage: Alright! If you're thinking of killing Melody next! Your gonna have go through us!
*Kage goes Zenith mode*

Chip: "Heartless BEAST."
*He goes Unbound. Little do these three know, but Ultra Necrozma is watching*

Kage: Alright, Chip! Let's do it!

*They hear a voice*
???: "SLAY THIS OBSTACLE."

Kage: ?