Check your f**king notifications

wtf all those notifications for

Long story

I've got time

Back when I was in 6th grade, there was an 8th grader with a small pocket knife out at recess, I decided to grab it from him and stab him with it because he was threatening another kid's life

I only got one day in juvie.

And I also had the notif setting on

That's a lovely story but first how did it get past the metal detectors and 2nd how is that gonna give you so many notifications

Dude, I got sent to juvie for the thing

Also, it was the setting that goes "notify me when someone comments on a post I commented on"

ok but what does the story have to do with anything

It's why I have so many notifs

I kept them as a kind of heroic medal for saving someone and hurting the mf who tried to hurt em'

oh
how'd the knife get past the metal detectors??

IT DIDNT I LEFT THE KNIFE IN

i don't understand

It didn't happen IN juvie

i know
how'd it get past the school metal detectors

My school doesn't have metal detectors otherwise shit would be beeping all the time

mine has ever since a kid showed up with two kitchen knives and a revolver
and then wussied out
now we have these dumbass detectors

holy notifications

CHECK THE NOTIFICATIONS

Notification

notifs

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