Decide the prompt

I have a Yu-Gi-Oh Deck and I could duel you but I'm pretty sure the cards aren't First Gen

Now you must face your worst nightmare

I don't have nightmares

Oh? Not even dueling your beloved!

Kah, I don't simp for her anymore

Everyone congrats you for not simping for fake woman, even marik

She's hot and all but I've got someone else, a real person don't worry

Joey: must be nice! Sad music plays

everyone; shut up dog boy

Anyways how we getting out of here

Marik remembers hes the villain

not until i am pharoah!

What...

Damnit! Wheres exodia when i need him?

Not that! I end my turn now I guess

The swords disappear

Your move

I place 2 facedown cards and pass

Hahahaha! You fool, you're done for now

Activate trap card battle mania!

I really do not care, now will you let me go on with my evil plan?

Your blue eyes has to atTack

Well Blue Eyes go destroy his red eyes

You wish! Now i play armored lizard in defense and i pass to you

Your turn, I'll destroy you in the next 2 rounds

Lets see you try! I summon gearfried the iron knight!

Hmm what's he planning

I now sacrifice both for the epic... Red eyes black dragon!

Hm...

Its now your move

I draw and use pot of Greed

Aint that card banned, yuge?

Yami: this is set before the ban

And since it's before the ban I can do a lot of things

I draw and place one card face fown

*down*

Tristan: joey better come with something quick!

Heheh you better

Two turns of swords left

he draws

Hmph. Let's see what you got

I have to pass turn

I draw and place one card in defense mode

1 turn left on swords

Yugi does his transform

Welcome to the team Yami

Lets kick these soyboys asses

*takes out Deck and duel disk

Bakuras ring makes him evil again

i want that puzzle yami!

Let's do this

Your start

I place one card face down and one card in defense position

Bakura: i summon the headlesr knight and attack your monster

You attacked my Des Ferrel imp which has 1800 def

Suddenly obilisk and slifer... Make out??!!

Yami: What in the actual 4kids!?

Slifer Return to my Deck

Marik: i control the gods now

*points Muramasa at his neck*

He yawns

I do not care if you're the villain or not, I wanna get out

You have to duel me and bakura

Aggghhh

Choose your teammate

Yugi I guess

I play the spell cahd swords of revealing light! This stops you from attacking for three turns!

I activate Mystical Space Tycoon

F**king serious?

👀

Good thing i had solemn judgement face down to chain it

Night beam-

/J /J /J

Master duel ahh moment

so the judgement negates your negating and joeys swords trap the blue eyes

the score is you 1500, joey 700 since he lost half for judgement

Hmph, I'll wait

Yami: good old anime plot armor

Alright then you done with your turn?

(Yes since we are basically
doing the anime. Ur at 1500)

Alright! Ax raider! Finsh him off!

Yami: Joey! Its probably a tra-!

I activate my trap cards

Just Desserts and Crusadia Crawler.

Just Desserts makes you take 500 LP for each monster you have on the field, which means 1000 LP to you, and Crusadia Crawler is a Monster Trap Card, which had 2100 Defense

My ax raiduh! 1400 damage total comes to 2600 lp left and only his battle raider left as turn switches

Go on

I switch my battle warrior to defense mode and pass turn

I draw and summon Shinobird Crane and attack

The warrior is destroyed

I end my turn

I dwah and put a monstuh face down in defense mode and pass turn

I put a monster face down in defense and end my turn

Now i activate the quick spell roulette spider

Not so fast! I activate Spell Shattering Arrow!

ANOTHER SOLEMN JUDGEMENT

I activate Seven tools of the bandit

Oh wait i dont have solemn judgement :(

-_-

Spider go boom and hes at 250 lp

Now can I have the rest of my turn?

Joey pouts but nods

I tribute summon. My Crusadia Crawler, My face down card; destiny Hero defender
And my Blue Eyes White Dragon...

Kaiba: not the blue eyes you bastard!

And i summon Slifer The Sky Dragon!

Somewhere in the worLd, Marik gets a cold chill

And since I have 4 cards in my hand you know what that means

4-4000 attack...

Slifer, Destroy him

Big boom

*Life points draining sound effect*

BUT HES ALIVE

How-

Foolish fool! Millenium rod!

Millennium what?

You are in the shadow realm

Not again....

The whole main cast is there

Alright guys how do we do this

Bakura: wait are we doing evil me or not?

Shut up, be nice

A swarm of fangirls mob you

be nice to our british husbando!!

*Takes out Black Muramasa*

Away foul creatures!

Yami: hes obsessed with being me

Okay...

Kaiba: screw it. Obelisk, go

Wait we can summon our cards here?

Yami: remember that filler arc in season 2 where kaiba was stuck in vr?

Ah I see, Then Slifer Go!

Marik: go winged dragon of ra!

Blow this place the f**k up, Team Attack or some shit-!

Marik: does a chant

Huh

I meant like renact the show but *switches into joey wheelers brooklyn accent* you asked fuh it!

Alright then let's go!

(Im using joeys anime deck) ill go fuhst! Battle warriuh! In attack mode

Is that the end of your turn

Dont rush me! I set one card face down. Now you can go princess! Yeesh!
Yami-Yugi: Joey, clutch up!

Good, I place Exarion Universe in Attack Mode

What da hell?

yami: joey! We are in a 4kids anime! No cursing!

Joey: sorry, yuge

And of course I attack

Reveal trap card: skull dice! This rolls a dice and whatever number comes up, your attck will divided by!

Okay then what'd you Roll

I dwah and i flip my moster to reveal the flame manipulator

Okay...

Now i summon masaki the legendary swordsman and i play the spell polymerization to fuse the two into the flame swordsman!

Hmph

Now battle city rules state fusions need to wait a turn to attack so i play a card facedown and pass turn

I tribute summon,
Shinobird Crane and Gravekeepers Spiritualist {The facedown card} and summon, Blue Eyes White Dragon

Kaiba: thats my move! Mokuba, how did he do it?!

Mokuba: how should i know, seto? Im like canonically 8!!!

Go, Blue Eyes attack!

1200 damage and he have 1400lp left (you have 2400)

I place one card face down and end my turn

Marik: hahaha! I see bakura still gets the girls and yet you have none!

Hmph stupid fan girls...

Joey: wait til you see mine!

silence

damnit...

Hah!

Kaiba: pathetic wheeler!

Joey: shut your trap, kaiba!

Kaiba: put on the dog costume

...yes, master

Hell nah, you ain't clean either

Why must you guys be here

Yami: joeys furry fantasies aside, we must escape!

I'm just gonna, ryft outta here if y'all dont mind

Marik: that got banned

Damnit

Bein best friends with a midget possessed by a pharoah has taught me one thing...

What...

HOW TO CHEAT AT A KIDS CARD GAME! HAND TRAP!

Eh?

Anime plot armor! When your opponent is about to win, a mega villain interupts

I- I already won though

Marik: im evil! The game stops

Leave you insolent fool

Yami: this shit again?

Everyone in this anime is a normal dude so I'ma go beat his ass

Unfazed

You can't destroy it which is good for me and it destroys your car's I believe

It does

Which means you take 350 Life Points

He shrugs it off

A 3! 1800/3 is 600! Battle warrior counters destroying yuh montuh and dealing 100 damage to yuh life points!

Hm nice play I guess, I'll end my turn

Im beatin him yuge!

yami: shut up and play the childrens card game

joey: ight! I draw! And i summon axe raider!

Hmm

And seeing how youse has no defense i attack directly for 2400 total!

Very well, my turn I suppose?

Yugi internally: something isnt right here. This guy has over half his life points gone and is still confident! Its as if he wants joey to attack him! Joey needs to be careful here and not get ahead of himself...

I'll take that as a yes since your Battle Phase is over

Make yuh move!

kaiba: so that third rate duelist wheeler is actually winning? Its a miracle. *Mean chuckle*

I place two cards face down and end my turn

{We're playing at 4000LP correct?}

Joey seems spooked and breathes shakily because it adds drama and its how an actual episode would be

Go ahead

Yami: dont give up joey! Believe in the heart of the cards!

The hell?

Bakura: if i can overcome the evil spirit in my millenium ring AND being a brit, surely you can win a childrens card game! Cheerio!

Whatever, it's his turn

Yuh right! If he can be british then i can beat you

You can try

He draws and grins

Hm?