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Death

you live

Aw

nobody dying on my watch

H

hell yeah i get to choose a side effect

your side effect is g

Dorbito

your side effect is lays

Dorbito chips

dorbito chips

I have the ability to start a fight cloud and always win 95% of the time.

the other five percent are the chances of you being hung by the neck

every time you do you become slightly less attractive to your desired individual

my power is the ability to not get a side effect

Can't argue with that logic

your side effect is that your power doesn’t work

Shapeshifting

Only can shapeshifter into something you see at that time

THATS SO COOL

Ik

you poop out your name every five seconds when shapeshifted

Pfff

your brain shapeshifts aswell

Wha

able to fly(think omniman lmao)

you cannot control your flying

you can backfire like a car

oh no-

poison blood blades

you have to tell someone of romantic interest to you (every time you kill someone) “i just had the longest fart of my life you won’t believe it”

you have to manually go find a snake and take its blood in order for the blade to cut anything

:(
not even how it works

im gonna go really basic here,
timestop

You stop along with time

man thats useless then

breathing

you exhale crayons

lol

you also have to excrete waste

I can make really whatever I draw

side effect: your chosen side effect doesn’t work

So since you already used the only side effect that I have
It mean I have no side effects

Checkmate

yeah but v1 smokin a fat one

benjamin is jealous

i forgor to move it

Side effect: I can't have anymore side effect

*real