why did you become a Canadian

Because

Syrup

WHERE

In my ass

Cave diver

Yippee

'The revolver god shows no mercy. He sees asscheeks, he just pulls the apart and goes tongue first right into the chocolate starfish'

‘somebody! Put a cork in my p**is so I can stop ejaculating so much’

how often do you shave down there

Never

There had to have been oncr

Ok maybe once

copycat

Yes

I’m not
I have a girlfriend 😎