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Am I the asshole for butt booty naked clapping a guys cheeks Infront of everyone?
Yesterday I was walking down the street, I was so exhausted from walking so much that I started heavily breathing and fell on the floor, this guy also walking, laughs at me and calls me a clumsy ass loser. but I didn't let that slide, so I unzipped my pants and started clapping his cheeks to assert dominance, I was then charged with rape after that and put into jail.

ɨ ȶɦɨռӄ ʏօʊ ɖɛֆɛʀʋɛɖ ȶօ ɢօ ȶօ ʝǟɨʟ...

Police steady watchin' me, every day they clockin' me

ɛӼƈʊֆɛ ʍɛ... w̨̫̩̠̲̖̝̃͌͌͊h̲͎̲͂͟ͅa̓̚͏̜͚̺̦͓̻̘ͅț͈͕̟̤͔̬̀̐͟ ͭ҉̩͚̣͍ţ̗̳̥̜̭̬͔̄h̥̬͙̲͇̞̦͚͌́e̢̺̠̍ ̘̞̗̤͍͖̼́͝f̨͕̺̮̹ͧ͛u̧͇̩͍̪̪̫͊̓c̱̯̟̘̯̩̍ͦ́k̸͎̼͚̜̻̣ͣ.̹̻̋̕

can i crawl inside ur uterus and lay there till i decay and all that's left is my rotting corpse and once i finish decaying my energy and soul will forever be inside ur uterus and when u get pregnant you will birth me and that's when our love story with begin

ɨ'ʍ ȶǟӄɛռ.. ȶɦǟռӄ ʏօʊ-

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damn 😔

աɦǟȶ, ʏօʊ աǟռȶɛɖ ȶօ ɖǟȶɛ ʍɛ օʀ ֆօʍɛ s̡̯̜̊̈́̎̀ḧ́ͬ͛҉͇͕̫ỉ͏̹͍̬̠t̢͚̳̲̤̬͛ͮ̇̇?

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skibidi toilet ended my 5 year long relationship So to give a little background I love watching YouTube shorts I binge watch them On average, I spend about 8 hours daily watching shorts Its my guilty pleasure No one knows about this, as I keep it a good secret When I was supposed to be at school I was watching some shorts My mom came in and was shocked So she didn't see what I was doing I hid my phone under my pillow and told her to leave because I was having a WANK I got away with it but the same day I was around my girlfriend's house and we were watching a movie I was watching shorts the whole time and I was so sneaky She didn't notice She was trying to make advances on my and she put her hand on my thigh I didn't think much of it and kept scrolling She noticed that I was watching YouTube shorts when I was watching skibidi toilet 58 fan made And suddenly my phones volume went to the maximum out of nowhere She immediately took her hand off my thigh and screamed Are you watching f**king skibidi toilet I'm currently sitting on her porch, bawling my f**king eyes out I don't know if I'll ever recover from this But atleast I have YouTube shorts

աɦǟȶ ɨֆ ɢօɨռɢ օռ.