Moriarty but a shimeji

what what looks like

I JUST SAID I DONT KNOW

OKAY OKAY CALM DOWN

Its bleeding
Now its getting coagulated

hold on lemme google coagulate rq

Ok

rinse it in water to remove the dry blood
then find where the blood is coming from
then apply plaster or wet paper towel
then tell yo mama

Cant walk downstairs
Its 11:17 PM
She's asleep and would kill me

i thought everyone had a bathroom upstairs
well, use the railing to support you going down Q U I E T L Y

and skip the mum part

My bones crack too loudly

the last option is using a wet paper towel

Thank god i have a roll of toilet paper here

now make it wet and wrap it round the injury

Aight

Holy shit it hurts i cant even take a step