Hello,
I have received the intel from an ally that you are sexualizing an unsavory fetish, called inflation. It is also known that you sexualize the eating of others in the act called vore. I do not wish to sound disrespectful, but I find that quite repulsive, and if you do not cease these actions, I will attack your house with my finest army, as I have Blook.
Sincerely,
Dr. Edgar Zomboss