CHIPSSSS

Going to the store; You go to the store and they ran out of chips; The cashier is a jerk; You tell them to go get more and they don’t listen; The cashier quits their job and doesn’t give you chips; You have to go to a different store; That store is also out of chips; All the chips on earth have disappeared; You have to go to mars to get chips; You steal Elon musk’s rocket; You get arrested; The cops don’t have chips; You want chips; All the chips are on mars; You escape and steal Elon musks rocket; You have to wait 3 years to get chips on the way there; You are waiting; You are still waiting; Still, you are waiting; You are almost there; All the chips on mars have been teleported to Jupiter; You have to wait another 3 years to get there; You have seen too many Star Wars movies and try out hyperspace; You go fast and it kinda hurts; You realize Star Wars isn’t real; Your ship crashes; You crashed on Saturn; Saturn has no chips; You can’t last much longer without chips; The sun is launched at you and you have 5 minutes until it lands; You need chips; You have 4 minutes; You realize there is a teleporter to Jupiter behind you; You teleport to jupiter; You find a chips gun on the ground; The sun is still launching at you; The chips gun has chips in it; You launch chips at it and the sun turns into a giant glowing chip; The world rewards you with all the chips on earth; All the chips belong to you; You eat so many chips; It makes up for when you didn’t have chips before; You get revenge when people steal your chips; You become the god of chips; The annoying cashier from before is banned from chips forever; You eat more than enough chips; You become immortal from the chips