TAG ep 7.mp3

Paleo: In this episode. The eliminated contestants are gonna choose which next contest.

Blook: "BUT FIRST, it's ELIMINATION TIME! For the Rabbids team! Out of the three remaining Rabbids, all of our eliminated bozos get to pick who joins them! As in who goes to the Failures' Flat."

Melody: Which one though? They look the same.
Professor Barranco III: Wdym? One of them had names. Idk why I called theses idiots "Rabbid" with a random number.
Jax: Maybe your too stupid as well?
Professor Barranco III: WHY YOU PURPLE REJECT OF A RABBIT! I'll have you know, that I, Professor Barranco the third, is the more superior and smart rabbid!

*Blook cuts out numbers and sticks them on each Rabbid, 1 to 3*

Melody: Hmmm..... I'll go for the third one.
*The third rabbid was surprised and gets excited*
Melody: For elimination.
*Rabbid 3 is now disappointed*

Blook: "Ok, now Jax picks."

Jax: I'm going for what the child said.
Melody: Why does anyone confuse as a child? Is it because of my size?
Professor Barranco III: God, this is a pain to watch.

Blook: "PBIII picks."

Professor Barranco III: Me! But....
Melody: You called your rabbids dumb, remember.
Professor Barranco III: Oh, yeah. Guess it doesn't matter.
*He picks the third one as well*

Blook: "Turtle, it's your turn to pick."

Turtle: Ummm..... the 2nd one.

Blook: "Yo Paleo get on the slides"

Paleo: Uhh, ok.

Blook: "Now that you've picked, the zombies will come when you place your first plant!"

Kage: Alright, team. Let's start planting.
Nagabiku: Speaking of planting. Not only Melody is a singer, but a gardener. Her plants are doing fine rn. Anyways, let's do this.

*Scorpion and Bee plant Sunflowers*

*Kage plant sunflowers as well*
Nagabiku: Wait? If we're ghost, how can they eat our brains?

Blook: "Ghosts are xqz'd. They can still compete but they don't have to have their brains eaten to lose."

Nagabiku: So is that our advantage or our disadvantage?

Blook: "You're effectively down 2 members."

Furnace: So your saying that we're disqualified?

Blook: "No, you're still in because unlike Nagabiku, you are tangible and not a complete ghost."
*Cut to the TADC team*

Pomni: Umm, how does this work?
Ragatha: Come on, honey. It's simple, plant it.
Pomni: Umm... ok.
*Plants a sunflower*

*Scorpion plants a Repeater and Bee plants a Torchwood*

*The Rabbids plants the nocturnal plants*
Professor Barranco III, watching in disappointment: Ugh. If I wasn't eliminated, I would've been leading them, and pick different plants.

*The zombies... are coming!*

Furnace: Oh, these won't be a pro- Wait?
*He remembers what Blook said*
Furnace: Oh, right. I'm full fire crocodile.

*Animals hit the first huge wave*

*Pomni starts to panic a little*
Kinger: .... Ah! Zombies!

The Rabbids' plants: https://i.imgflip.com/9knqyn.gif

*One of the rabbids are curious why they're plants aren't out in the ground*

*Zombies get by and eat their brains*

*The rabbids screamed*

Blook: "Well, that's it! Since the Rabbids chose only mushrooms, their brains got eaten and they are up for elimination! MSMG will vote today, and Paleo will do it by asking them to pick between two unrelated things!"

Paleo: What? Me?

Blook: "I made the voting post, you post it."

Paleo: Uhh, ok.

Blook: "Use this link to see all of them"
https://plantsvszombies.wiki.gg/wiki/Plants_(PvZ)

Melody: Well, I guess I'll start with peashooters.
Paleo: Don't forget to use sunflowers. They'll produce energy from the sunlight. Photosynthesis, I know.

Blook: "Melody you're eliminated. Just watch from the other world. Btw teams can only take 8 plants for their house."

Melody: Then why did you make it look like you're telling me to do it when I'm eliminated?
Paleo, to Melody: It's best you don't get confused from Blook. He does that sometimes.
Melody: Ok.
Furnace: Are you saying like each team will get eight each?

Blook: "Pick 8 plants to bring to your lawn. Once you plant one, the zombies will start coming. I've autofitted you with Sunflowers, so you have 7 other slots."

Kage: Well, if there's anything to stop a zombie apocalypse, it's plants.
Nagabiku: How does a plant fight?
Furnace: Dude, do you remember Mangosteen?
Nagabiku: She's a fruit, not a plant.
Paleo: Well, botanically, fruits and vegetables are classified depending on which part of the plant they come from.
Nagabiku: Oh.
Kage: No time to argue. We got some zombies to take care of.

Blook: "What plants does each team choose? Use the page I provided."

Kage: Well, since we have to choose 7 plants. We'll choose the classic peashooters, wall-nuts, snow peas, chompers, repeaters, kernel-pults, and doom-shrooms.

Blook: "Uh, wanna swap something out for a Coffee Bean so you can wake up the Doom-shroom, or do you want something else in place of the shroom? Mushrooms ARE nocturnal."

Kage: Oh right. I didn't even think of that. I'll swap the chompers for the coffee beans.

Blook: "That's everyone!"
Kessho: "What about Caine?"
Blook: "Fine, what's your choice?"

Paleo: Wait? He still here?
*Caine is in the corner*
Paleo: Is he ok though?

Blook: "CAINE pick which Rabbid to get rid of"

*He didn't respond*
Paleo: Blook, maybe I'll handle this.
*Paleo goes to the corner where Caine is*
Paleo: Hey, Caine. You feeling alright?
Caine: ...
Paleo: Is there something wrong?
Caine: ... Why did I even get involved in this?
Paleo: Dude, you censored me. You literally thought your one of us.
Caine: ... Well, I get the that part. But, still... I feel like I didn't deserve that.
Paleo: Is it because your the guy who sends your players to random adventures?
Caine: Well, it's my job at the digital circus.
Paleo: Your missing your home, aren't you?
Caine: ...... Yes, and now I should've just stayed out of it.
Paleo: I know how you feel.
Caine: You do?
Paleo: Yeah, people make mistakes. Like you either didn't leave things alone, hurt someone by accident, or break something by accident. It's ok if you made a mistake. It's just part of growing up. Your still learning. Though idk if your an adult, because your age isn't comfirmed.

Blook: "NOT READING ALLAT, just get tf back to the circuis

Paleo, to Blook: Do you really have to ruin the moment? Plus it's not my fault that the authors have to write it down.
Caine: No, it's ok. I'll just go. Thank you though.
Paleo: Wait? Where do you go anyway? I don't think there's a door here?
Caine: Who needs a door when you can just make yourself a portal.
*He makes a portal to the Digital Circus*
Paleo: Oh yeah, I forgot you can do that.
Caine: Welp, see ya my skibidi sigmas!
*Goes through the portal*
Jax: ... Don't ever quote brainrot again.

Blook: "ight so Rabbid 3 is eliminated"

*Rabbid 3 starts to painick and prays for mercy*
Paleo: Idk why, but it's funny to see these rabbids being so dumb.
Professor Barranco III: Ugh.

*A few Zombies walk by and transition him away*
Blook: "Now, we WERE gonna have you eliminated folk choose the contest, but the zombies are coming! So, today's contest is to fight off the zombies before they eat all of your team's brains! I've given each team a house, and you have to use these plants to fight off the zombies!"

Paleo: Oh boy, a Plants vs Zombies contest.
Melody: Sounds pretty dangerous, but what plants do we have?