Gimme a skatez headcanon I wanna hear what y'all think

is dating a woman

She's dating nobody, the dude she has a crush on is a guy, but he's oblivious to every hint

Blue rasberry flavored

She would actually taste a bit metallic, bitter, and whatever she's eaten in the past week

Im gonna have to test that out

You can't unless you grab every white blood cell in your body and chomp down on all of them and still somehow burst the cells open

So be it.

drinks Dumb Ass Water

Yes

Lesbian

She actually has a crush on crank
(This dude)

So no

imagine if crank was gay

He's not, he's straight but he's oblivious to every hint

Bisexual

No shes straight

Gay

She's straight

A sexual

She's straight

Pan

No shes straight

Not straight

No

Shes dead

Wrong

She's braindead tho

She will die

Splatoon respawn points:

Was forced to eat 10 nanograms of concrete as a recently divided daughter cell

She was born in the bone marrow, she has no parents

Was forced to eat 10 nanograms of concrete as a recently created cell

Nah but that was kinda her main source of food along with random stuff from garbage bins when she was essentially like a stray animal, or rather kinda homeless at a very young age

She lost part of her genitalia in a terrorism incident in Yemen in 2007

She doesn't have genitalia, she's too microscopic to

medically regarded

She actually is

Her IQ fluctuates dramatically but is mainly at 89-92

ass at video games and always makes excuses when she loses

She's actually a really good gamer

However, she sucks at playing slap happy rhythm busters

ass at smash bros at least

Yes

fakes liking skateboarding

She actually likes skateboarding, snowboarding, etc.

However her main locomotion is like a mix of heelys, soapshoes, and in-line skates