in spired by the guy who did the spy one :3

My p**is is tiny.

hit the bricks pal you're done

Slime

i got a bucket a chicken and im here to kick ass and i'm all out of chicken so i lied about the chiken

Bread

sweet

I'm going to steal ur bucket of chicken, and bat

*pulls out shotgun* THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS

*dies*

drink it in pal that's how failure tastes

I think I found a picture of a magic cat sitting in air.

I'm dead AHH

I like to eat children :D

We're turning this ship around the S.S we're done sucking is about to launch this is your captain speaking buckle your seatbelts bc this boat is going fricking mach 12

Scout your real father is spy, not Tom Jones

BONK!

I know where you live

BOINK!

*Pulls out shotgun* THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS

(pulls out nail gun* THINK FAST CHUCKLE NUTS

AAAAA-

UNFREAKINGTOUCHABLE

(Dies)

HEY YOU SHAPE SHIFTED INTO A DEAD GUY :D

Funny

Scout, can I try your Bonk and Crit-a-Cola?

grass grows birds fly sun shines and brotha? I hurt people