Haven't done this in a while

Has beat super Mario bros at least 50 times

Just solely from the fire flower on the shirt

Yes

He’s 78 years old because his hair is white

Always wore shirts that matched Cory's

AWW
Yes

Does not know what the American Civil War is

Yes

used to hate walking for extended periods of time

Yes

Loves trampolines and goes to trampoline parks for his birthday every year

AWW YES

Garbage at bowling

Yes

As well as most other alternative sports

Yes