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GO SLIMES

SLIMES FOREVER

Frick you, JOIN THE SLIMES

F**k no i wanna keep on crushing slime with my hydraulic press

*cries in wubbox*

SHED TEARS, MORTAL

jokes on you wubboxes cant overheat

Call the icewing armada

can't die from cold either

I stomp on you then

You dare crush our allies mortal

You’ve fillet’d your last o’fish. It was pretty funny though

we're talking about a fish against a 30 foot robot

Oh ho, not just any fish! I contain a soul of Determination!

jokes on you i contain 15 souls

And whom have you been deleting to get so many souls?!

shit you got me there

back to the wubbox cave i go

What a great catch this was! (Pun intended, even though it’s terrible)

wubboxes are like 30 feet tall

Dragons are like 300 feet tall

how are you going to crush me if you're dead

We cannot die, foolish mortal. Now Crypt will spread negative propaganda on the interned, Cross will spread fires, and Clipped will spread Wubbox entrails on the linoleum

I'm sorry but even though i have the worlds best telescope i still couldn't find who asked

I actually dontbhave a comeback for that one

i'm gonna remind you that you're a fish, and that i ate your unborn nephews

I’m more than just a fish. I have transcended beyond space and physics. I have the soul of Red. Plus the determination soul

*just uses /kill command*

Welp. I will be back!

*zaps you with my orb

How *shocking*! It’s was quite an *electrifying* experience! Unfortunately, I’m shock-proof

*respawns painted fish because he lowkey doesn't care about anything*

Whom hast respawneth me! I most certainly was enjoying my deepeth slumber!

it's not lava it's fire, fire wubbox has flamethrower elbows

Same thing, or at least very similar

calls fire wubbox and he disintegrates you

you know what you win

It’s kind of a fruitless victory, but I won’t complain

*eats you*

Welp. Time to do this! (Very graphic description of fish emerging from corpse)

Lmao. Lovely things to think about before going to sleep y’know. But that’s alright. I’ve read worse things.

I mean, I read ghost stories before sleeping so it works out

Generic, run of the mill ghost stories or creepypasta-level ones? I ain’t judging, just curious. I do love a good creepypasta

Generic. I've actually never read a creepypasta

Fairs.

Yep