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Wanna be my gf

naur 😾

:(

ok

ok

Get bitches bro

are u nat
so many user changes

Yes

Who

my friend cici

Do u like him

yes

Then say yeah idfk

Say yes
ez

Who?

my friend cici

Well, would you want to be his girlfriend?

absolutely

Then hopefully it will happen

do it no balls

no wait you're a woman you don't have balls nvm

i wish i had balls so i could sit on them and pop them like popping boba

The amount of f**king pain that mental image caused me. I need to lie down...
Women dont understand how badly it hurts to have any object touch your balls at a high enough speed to cause any pain at all.

*kicks em*

DO NOT.

hitting ur tits also hurt like f**k

great now I know how to fight women

INDEED

Do not care. I'm not suicidal but go***AMN when i get hit in the f**kin nuts i want to just dissolve into nothing and die.

i wanna die anyway

My ex kicked me in the balls once and she's a national ranking martial artist

I might have testicular cancer from that once blow

I fell onto some really f**king short monkey bars in 1st grade and got hit right in the balls by a bar. I was a massive pissbaby then about any kind of physical pain at all so i was in the nurses office for two hours crying and unable to speak from the pain

Breaking bones hurts less than getting hit in the balls I know from experience

Thank god, another guy who knows this. I got hit in the head with the barrel of a tactical laser tag rifle (a metal one) and it hurt less.

I am branded and that hurt less than getting hit in the balld

Balls*

Damn wtf

my balls started screaming in horror as i read this

yes scream my urine holding vessels

lol

as someone with balls, you do NOT want to sit on your balls 🙏

but but but
its like having two of those inflatable yoga balls you can bounce on

The key difference being those yoga balls don't have bones and muscles inside of them

balls have bones…?

Nevermind it's just all muscle

im not a male and even i mnew that damn

I just assumed it was bone cause some of it just doesn't move when I push down on it

i think you need to get that checked out

lmao

Nah I just need to get a better grasp of biology
Nearly failed it after all

Me too

no

a projectile hitting a man's balls will make him want to die

I just can't believe this post turned into this discussion lmfao

You are making my balls hurt just stop

You do not wish you could do that it F**KING HURTS

meoww what if i like the painn

You will not trust

It hurts more than getting shot

you know from experience eh?

Yes😭

YOU POPPED OPEN YOUR OWN NUTS WHADUHELL-

ouch

this hurts to read