this crablet just looked right at me and didn't aggro

Aww it's cute

it normally aggros on sight and then tries to latch onto your face

Oh that's fun
They look holdable

They are
They're just a bit bigger than a football

YES.
I am going to find a plushy of one and hold it (and then throw it at bee)

There's no official merch and not really any fan-merch either
But if you get the game and Bee is scared of them then it would be funny to put them in an arena with many of them

I will make one
Hehehehe thank you for the new plan

can I have one
I want to throw it at Milk when I meet him (he HATES face-latching enemies)

Boneworks or bonelab?

It's BoneLab