mine would be "Aim here." on the left, "Fitna is not my mom" on the right.

"easy target"

i would be horrible at a war and i would instantly die
1. my aiming is horrible at anything
2. i talk a lot
3. i have flat feet (running would be useless)

any artwork on the helmet?

I would have a M16 on my helmet with the words "Come and Take it." scribbled on it

a huge target on my helmet
i am litteraly the fall guy of the operation