This is your fate.

And if you are reading the comments: hey, no hate, but I warn you! Certain SCPs have been cleared for deployment, and some are carcinogenic. Access by unauthorized personnel is not a good idea.

Any uprising personnel against the Slime Empire and/or The Guild of Dragons will be enveloped, strangled, and absorbed, and then questioned later

Trap them in the Infinite Ikea.

“The store is closing soon, you need to leave now”
Pure evil, but I like the idea

I'm good at pure evil. That's also the most dangerous SCP I've read about. Evil-er idea: place the Ball of Green Slime in the place where all the Staff bodies are and see if it reacts to those dead bodies.

This is some Dr. Bright level ideas. No wonder he has a encyclopaedia sized rule book.

Lol. If the slime does react, something happens. If it doesn't, throw it into the least protected settlement and pray someone's dead in there.

Well, would you look at that! There’s a cave entrance on the ground in a mountain! Surely there must be dead bodies down there? Very dusty though…

I oppose my fate

I oppose you

Yes.

Wait what side are you on, slimes or sans

Yes. I do. Your puns and jokes are nearing their limit!