me

"money can't buy happiness" mfs when I walk in from the thingamadoodle store with a brand new whatchamacallit

purple tophat

wbt a yellow one

yellow would be cool

yuh

"money cant buy happiness" mfs when i buy a girl called happiness

tfym "buy a girl" they have rights now

i found her off of ebay
wait did you say they have rights now

BOI TS SO TUFF TUFF

back in my day... they used to call me the alpha

buy a dog named happiness from the pet store instead

oh shiii youve got a point