I wanna hear some tales

SO
me and my buddy were sitting in lunch. I said randomly as we were eating are Taco salad in Dorito bags (bc we're cool why not) "have y'all ever thought of what would happen if you just woke up and then all of a sudden you were a donut?" THEY DIED FOR THE REST OF LUNCH

think Abt it tho

Depends. Would I be chocolate, powdered, or glazed?

glazed

Suffering

I once said to my friends to bring slavery back to its glory

Another one
Some spam people messaged me and i said 'what do you want im deepthroating an ice cream cone'
Want to see the image i sent?

Please

Nevermind, found it.

So, My brother and I went to cinergy for a birthday thing with the insane friend. So, we sit down to get something to eat, and this man opens the conversation with "Couldn't you use a snake pokemon as a sleeping bag?" And my clone and I had to do a double take.

there's too much to remember that i blocked it all out.
(only thing i can remember good) Ex. my bro opened a conversation up with "What's your rank on Jerkmate" I had to give bro a hard stare