Tfw muffet gives me the lifetime ban (T_T)

ME: *TRIPS AND FALLS INTO COMICALLY LARGE SPIDER WEB* SPIDER GIRL: WELL WELL WELL, GUESS WHO’S GONNA BE MY FOOD FOR MY SPIDER CHILDREN NOW? ME: OH NOOO, I’M SO SCARED. I SURE HOPE YOU DON’T BIND ME WITH YOUR SILK AND MAKE ME YOUR CUTE LITTLE PET… *WINKS AT HER* SPIDER GIRL: YEAH, I BET YOU’RE SO TERRIFIED THAT YOU’RE GONNA-… WAIT… SERIOUSLY? *FRUSTRATEDLY SIGHS AND STARTS FREEING ME FROM HER WEB* ME: *CONFUSED* WHAT’S WRONG? I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BIND ME AND MAKE ME YOUR PREY… :( SPIDER GIRL:; GONNA CAPTURE YOU